I've been really bored today, so instead of doing anything productive, I've been reading people's top villains lists. I've mostly been disappointed, though it could be because I'm not a huge Final Fantasy fan, which usually clears 2 or 3 spots. Regardless, it put me in the mood to make my own, and so here it is, my Greatest Villains Ever list.
Note: I will not reference a villain from a game based on a movie just because the villain in the movie was awesome. That's just cheating.
10. You - Shadow of the Colossus
In Shadow of the Colossus, you call upon a giant shadowy voice named Dormin to save your beloved from...well from being dead. To do this, he orders you to kill the 16 colossi that roam the land. You, being the love struck idiot that you are, go ahead and kill them all. Only, oh yeah, Dormin happens to be evil, and was separated into the 16 colossi to seal away his power, and now that they're all killed, is fully powerful again. Oops, my bad.
9. The Absent Minded Prospector - World of Warcraft
From the first moment I started playing WoW, I loved it. And then I hit level 15, at which point I got this quest. At the time, I wasn't in a guild. I didn't know anyone else online, and soloed everything, which made this quest impossible. "But Araea, he's not a villain." you may be saying. No! He is! He stole precious gold as I had to keep getting my armor repaired, and, worst of all, as I was off fighting these things whose only goal was to kill him, he was off in lala land, aimlessly pulling every living creature on the earth to me. Then, as we near the end, with a trail of corpses in our wake, one last mob comes out of nowhere killing the moron. Beautiful.
8. Agent Ross - Red Dead Redemption
Ross is the short fat guy on the right with the evil gleam in his eye. Not only does this guy kidnap your wife and son in order to coerce your into killing the people who you grew up with and raised you, but he also seems like the kind of guy who kicks puppies to death and rapes small children. And I don't really like those kinds of people.
7. Lazarevic - Uncharted 2
This guy is not someone you want to mess with. Not only did he kill 2 of his own men, but by the end of the game, he's nearly invincible. He takes down in one shot what takes everyone else 30-40, and looks up to people like Hitler, Stalin, and Genghis Khan. That, and he really is just scary as crap.
Well, that's all I feel like doing for now. Tomorrow I'll go ahead and post 6-4, and then Monday I'll get to 3-1.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
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College Humor
I am in love with College Humor, but this has to be one of the funniest things they've posted so far. For all of us awesome folks who were born in the 90's, here are 9 things we should know:
College Humor Awesomeness!
College Humor Awesomeness!
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Pokemon White and Pokemon Black
Oh snap!
The box art has been revealed for the newest Pokemon games, and holy stromboli am I excited! I already knew that I was going to have that cute little fire pig as my starter, so now the decision remains on which game I shall get first.
I'm pre-ordering both....
The box art has been revealed for the newest Pokemon games, and holy stromboli am I excited! I already knew that I was going to have that cute little fire pig as my starter, so now the decision remains on which game I shall get first.
I'm pre-ordering both....
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